Newspaper Issue #2

Hi Penguins!

The second issue of the newspaper has been released! Here are the highlights of this weeks paper.
The front page features an add for the St.Patrick's Day Party scheduled to arrive on Wednesday. This will last until the following Wednesday, March 22nd.

The pizza parlor is in focus this week! The article sheds some light on the different pizzas on the menu as well as letting the curious penguin in on a little secret in making sweet pizzas by pulling the lever in Pizzatron 3000.

For those not wanting to see the classified information, I suggest turning away now. Click read more if you want to continue but beware for the page is dark and full of spoilers. Also carry on reading for information regarding the jokes and events.

It focuses on the special dances one can do. For instance, to drill wear nothing but the hard hat and press 'D' on the keyboard. To pour coffee, wear nothing but the coffee apron and press 'D' on the keyboard. Life Tip: Some things require you to press 'W' instead.

Next are the jokes which some players with good humor decided to share with us:

Finally, we have the upcoming events!

• March 15th brings us a new pin as well as the St.Patricks Day Party!
• March 29th will bring us new catalogs including Penguin Style, Better Igloos and Igloo Upgrades!

It looks like we have quite a lot to look forward to in the next two weeks on CPR!

What are you looking forward to most? The St.Patrick's Day Party or the new catalogs?

Let us know in the comments below!

Until next time,

Waddle on!

~Danny